April 2012
a hilarious joke
confidentiality:
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
Millionth time I’ve heard...
3 tags
I think for xmas gifts this year I will make stuffed iPhone whales c:
Whats expected for April:
-ACT crunch time
-SAT II prep
-AP crunch time
-Homework homework homework
-Bring up all grades. Live life like a hermit.
-Prom!!
I got this.
I still need to watch The Hunger Games again ;( I keep on rereading the books but that does not fulfill my need to rewatch it.
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
The Lottery is the new American Dream.
victoriaaloi:
It’s frustrating not knowing what you mean to someone. All the confusion and all the misunderstandings, how can you know for sure if you’re actually something valuable to them? If anything, isn’t it all a game?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
Its odd how people are judged. Its not about the quality of character anymore.
March 2012
That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
hareeena:
heyfunniest:
Yeah…I know that feeling…
Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!
^ OMG THIS.
Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran “I’ve fallen for your eyes,...
I hate arguing with Asian parents,
jennyguurl:
victorceezyy:
it’s either you’re wrong, or you’re wrong.
or youre disrespectful
found condoms and some box that may be related to Sierra Lamar’s disappearance.
Help Find Sierra Lamar please.
fckndaniel:
crsx:
sidneyhoodrat:
maybe lebron should date rihanna
he never beats anybody
lol
lol
lol
charlesnguyen95 10: 17 pm
lol
you know what i dont get
out of all the latin chicks there are
the ugly ones had to be in our spanish book
haangerawrz 10: 18 pm
LOL
YOU'RE HORRIBLE
Finding attractive pictures of myself is hard.
phattyfishpatty:
Once you have a reputation, it’s almost impossible to break it.
Ugh this.
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
shewonttellyou:
People who don’t take their shit seriously piss me off. You fool around and fuck up like everything is a joke. And then when someone steps up and tells you to get your shit straight, your stubborn egotistic ass can’t get off it’s high horse, so you disregard the criticism and fool around and fuck up all over again. There is a time and place for having fun and not giving a fuck,...
What Pokemon type are you? →
aloeveralotion:
shanderaa:
karbutts:
Normal type
The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort! If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring...
